Do Americans Get Annoyed That They Speak In English?

Is this a British rant? FYI, Americans and Brits don't really speak quite the same English. You can say words that sound nothing like words that Americans speak. The language has been altered in many ways. Think of it like this, when you're born everyone is speaking a certain language around you, so that's the language that you learn. You have NO choice in the matter! Now I'm going to have some fish and french fries tomorrow, and you'll call that fish n chips lol. You call a cigarette a "f@g", you call an apartment a "flat", we call deflated tires that lol.